Survival of the Dead

by Jonas Kyratzes

Bashing George Romero’s newer Dead films has become one of these tiresome fashions, like complaining about George Lucas ruining your childhood or going on about how R.E.M. were so much better before they were popular. (They weren’t.)

These are probably the two main reasons:

  1. Romero has refused to repeat himself, with each movie taking a completely different approach to the story and questioning many of our assumptions.
  2. The old movies have become enshrined as “classics” by a generation of nostalgia-obsessed geeks, and to ensure the holiness of “the originals” everything new has to be bashed.

Thus many people quickly dismissed Land of the Dead, possibly the best entry in the series, despite its thoughtfulness (or perhaps because of it), its politics, its interesting setting and characters. Land of the Dead was a rare thing: a zombie movie full of moments of poetry and grace – as well as horror and gore.

Diary of the Dead was a very serious – again I have to use the word thoughtful, which I think really describes Romero’s work – movie about the media, new and old. Unlike the dreadful and unrealistic Cloverfield, Diary gave its characters a reason for carrying around the camera – they’re trying to make a documentary – and actually had them use the camera like real people would, not like monkeys on ecstasy.

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La Hora Fría

by Verena Kyratzes

La Hora Fría is a  little-known Spanish horror movie from 2006. I certainly wouldn’t know of it if it hadn’t been for the Fantasy Film Fest, which brings everything from thrillers to horror to science fiction and fantasy to our hometown of Frankfurt every August.

We’re cautious about European films. I know that I’m generalizing to a shocking degree, but most of the film output of the European continent can only be described as pretentious. Or disgusting, that’s the other popular flavour it would seem. In some cases both.

La Hora Fría is a pleasant surprise, as it is neither of these. It is difficult to give a plot summary without any important spoilers, but I’ll try to do my best:

Eight people live in some sort of underground bunker. Tiled walls, long corridors – it puts one in mind of an old school building or a hospital. Their days are governed by routine, or maybe they are hiding behind the routine aspects of life, such as food or lessons for the two youngsters, so that they don’t have to think about the world they live in. Information on that is sparse, which is a very important part of the movie. Scriptwriter/director Elio Quiroga never hits us over the head with exposition; we learn about the world by observing it, by watching the propaganda videos that are still running on some screens, by asking the same question our youngest protagonist is asking: tell us about the war.

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Lost Made Them Do It: Five Musical Lost Videos

by Jonas Kyratzes

(Caution: Lost spoilers!)

Lost, with its many mysteries, with its cliffhangers, with its strong characters, with its strange twists and its clever humour… is obviously the perfect material for a song.

It makes sense. After all, music is one of our most primal and ancient artforms; how else could we express our deep and complex feelings about Lost? No, nothing is quite as appropriate as music.

So here are some examples of how Lost has inspired musical works or adaptations of true genius. Or something like that.

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Green Zone

by Jonas Kyratzes

Green Zone is a serious political action movie. This is a very good thing. It has some flaws, both in concept and execution, but the material is powerful enough to carry the film over these.

The plot concerns Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller, who is supposed to be searching for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. However, after again and again finding nothing, he starts going against his orders in pursuit of the truth. Roy Miller is an everyman that the audience should identify with as he discovers the catastrophic lies and manipulations of his government.

And therein lies one of the film’s basic problems. Matt Damon is very engaging and makes his character very likeable; but there’s a serious logic issue here, which has political implications. We are supposed to be believe that the everyman – representing us – actually believes that there are WMDs in Iraq, as if this was what most people thought. And yet it was utterly, utterly clear even before the war began that there were no WMDs, that there could be no WMDs. Paul Greengrass, the director, says about the movie:

“The problem, I think, for me is that something about that event strained all the bonds and sinews that connect us all together. For me it’s to do with the fact that they said they had the intelligence, and then it emerged later that they did not.”

But it didn’t emerge later - everyone already knew it was bullshit when they said it, and then all the intelligence was disproven in detail long before there even was a war. In interviews, both Greengrass and Damon seem rather unwilling to support their film’s political aspects, and try to present it more like an “apolitical” film like The Hurt Locker. But you can’t possibly claim that it doesn’t matter whether you’re for or against the war – not if you believe even a fraction of what the movie shows.

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Alice in Wonderland: Two Perspectives

by Jonas & Verena Kyratzes


Verena says:

It seems to have become fashionable to bash Tim Burton. The thing is, I can even see why. A lot of his movies have the same look. The same feel, to be more precise. Dark, misshapen. With pale, thin goth girls and way too much eyeliner. And Helena Bonham Carter. The man can’t do anything right anymore, at least in the eyes of some critics.

Now, the thing is this. I have complained about Tim Burton’s movies too, in the past. Not so much about the goth chicks, for although I don’t regard myself as in the least gothophile, I can see why the look might be perceived as pretty. And I don’t mind the darkness, and the odd costumes. I do, however, think that there is such a thing as too much Helena Bonham Carter. Or Johnny Depp, for that matter. Both are wonderful actors. I adored Depp in everything I’ve ever seen him in.  I wish I could say the same for Mrs. Bonham Carter, but then again, no one could have saved Bellatrix Lestrange with that script. It’s just that they seem to be in every single movie Tim Burton has ever made (in the last ten years).

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Trailerwatch: How To Train Your Dragon, Tron Legacy, Twilight: Eclipse, Iron Man 2, The Eclipse, Agora

by Jonas & Verena Kyratzes

What does a trailer say about a movie? Well, not a whole lot, actually. Sometimes trailers make movies look better than they are; other times they make brilliant movies look like garbage. What’s worse, sometimes they create totally wrong expectations in the audience and harm the movie (see The Village, a love story sold as a horror movie).

But we like trailers, because they tell us about movies we haven’t seen yet. And so, every now and then, we’ll write a Trailerwatch article to tell you about trailers that we’ve seen.

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Shutter Island

by Jonas Kyratzes

Shutter Island is a classic thriller/horror movie. It’s old-school. It’s noir. It’s The Twilight Zone as directed by Hitchcock. It’s in the tradition of stories that use the horror to make you think, not to make you jump. In other words, it’s fantastic.

I haven’t exactly been positive about Martin Scorsese lately. His last film that I actually liked was Bringing out the Dead, and that was 11 long years ago. I don’t have a problem with the fact that he keeps casting Leonardo DiCaprio – contrary to what some people say, he’s actually a good actor. Neither did Scorsese lose his abilities as a filmmaker. It’s just that the material wasn’t terribly good, or even actively distasteful. It was disappointing to see movies like The Departed or The Aviator coming from the director of masterpieces like After Hours or The Last Temptation of Christ.

But Shutter Island proves that both Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are serious artists with serious skills. It’s a gripping story that you won’t quickly forget, and that will give you plenty to think about.

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Oscar Burnout

Staying up all night to watch the Oscars was fun, but a bit much; it’s taken us a while to recover, especially since there was a lot to do in the last few days. But we’ll start posting articles again tomorrow: two reviews of Alice in Wonderland, one of Shutter Island, and some thoughts on the Oscars.

@CommentariumNet and the Oscars

We’ll be watching the Academy Awards tonight and posting our comments live on Twitter.

Let’s hope this year’s show will be fun and Avatar wins some decent awards. There’s other great movies, too – District 9, The Hurt Locker, Up, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus and a few others. As long as they don’t give anything to Tarantino, we’ll be happy.

Feel free to share your thoughts and comments, here or on Twitter.

Can Lost pull it together?

by Jonas Kyratzes

We’re getting closer to the end of Lost, and I’m starting to get excited. In fact, approximately 10 episodes from the end seems to be the place where a lot of shows that I was previously ambivalent about seem to grip me. I think it’s the promise of a wrap-up: the idea that everything we’ve seen so far, and often doubted the meaning of, will turn out to be meaningful after all, and add up to a powerful ending.

But will it?

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