Battlestargate Universe

by Jonas Kyratzes

The weirdest thing about Stargate Universe is that is sucks less than its two predecessors. Oh, don’t get me wrong, it is still an utterly derivative show with no imagination of its own – in fact, this time around the producers have been even less subtle about their stealing from other shows. The degree to which Stargate Universe is a rip-off of Battlestar Galactica (with a bit of Lost thrown in) is stunning. From the aesthetics to the plot to the character conflicts to the CGI, it’s such an obvious and pathetic rip-off that I occasionally cannot help but burst out laughing when watching the show.

Nevertheless, watching an episode of SGU is considerably less painful than watching an episode of Stargate Atlantis or Stargate SG-1, despite the fact that both those shows had actors in them that I absolutely adore (David Hewlett was the main reason we watched Atlantis). So why is this?

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Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome

Yes, there’s going to be a new Battlestar Galactica spin-off.

(from Deadline)

After launching prequel Caprica, which is now airing the second part of its first season while awaiting word on a second-season pickup, the cable network has greenlighted a two-hour pilot for Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome or BGBC how it will probably be known in the Battlestar fan universe.

And here’s the network’s description of the show:

Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome takes place in the 10th year of the first Cylon war. As the battle between humans and their creation, a sentient robotic race, rages across the 12 colonial worlds, a brash rookie viper pilot enters the fray. Ensign William Adama, barely in his 20’s and a recent Academy graduate, finds himself assigned to the newest battlestar in the Colonial fleet… the Galactica. The talented but hot-headed risk-taker soon finds himself leading a dangerous top secret mission that, if successful, will turn the tide of the decade long war in favor of the desperate fleet. “The ‘Galactica’ universe as re-imagined by Ron Moore and David Eick is rich with possibilities and backstory,” said SyFy’s Mark Stern. “We jumped at the chance to revisit the William Adama character and explore this exciting chapter in the BSG narrative which falls between the events of the original series and the prequel, ‘Caprica,’ currently airing on Syfy.”

“While maintaining the themes of politics, social propaganda, and the timeless question:  what does it mean to be human? – ‘Blood & Chrome’ will also return us to the authentic, relentless depiction of combat and the agony and ecstasy of human-Cylon war, which was the hallmark of ‘Battlestar Galactica’s’ early seasons,” said Eick. Michael Taylor wrote the teleplay from a story by Eick, Taylor and Bradley Thompson & David Weddle.

Now, apart from the fact that the title seems derivative of Spartacus: Blood & Sand (which makes a hell of a lot more sense), do we really need another BSG spin-off? Is the BSG universe – its whole essence determined by one catastrophic event – really that full of possibilities? Is it wise to attempt adding more twists and turns to a backstory that’s already full of holes and contradictions? It’s one thing to go back to a setting that was planned in detail, but BSG was written on the fly, and though it undeniably has its strengths, it already has enough trouble standing up to repeated viewing.

With Caprica being a show so thoroughly uninspiring and lacking in likeable characters that we can’t bring ourselves to watch more of it even though it features some of our favourite actors, and The Plan deserving some kind of award for most incoherent prequel of all time, what are we going to get out of Spartacus: Robots & Humans?

I don’t mean to be cynical. For all its absurd flaws, Battlestar Galactica had moments of grace and power that I am glad to have experienced. But some stories are over when they’re over. There should never have been a Crusade to follow Babylon 5, and perhaps Battlestar Galactica should just be left alone.

Unless someone wants to reimagine the last episode. That would be spiffy.

Lost Made Them Do It: Five Musical Lost Videos

by Jonas Kyratzes

(Caution: Lost spoilers!)

Lost, with its many mysteries, with its cliffhangers, with its strong characters, with its strange twists and its clever humour… is obviously the perfect material for a song.

It makes sense. After all, music is one of our most primal and ancient artforms; how else could we express our deep and complex feelings about Lost? No, nothing is quite as appropriate as music.

So here are some examples of how Lost has inspired musical works or adaptations of true genius. Or something like that.

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Can Lost pull it together?

by Jonas Kyratzes

We’re getting closer to the end of Lost, and I’m starting to get excited. In fact, approximately 10 episodes from the end seems to be the place where a lot of shows that I was previously ambivalent about seem to grip me. I think it’s the promise of a wrap-up: the idea that everything we’ve seen so far, and often doubted the meaning of, will turn out to be meaningful after all, and add up to a powerful ending.

But will it?

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